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These stories were written and illustrated in the second grade by Uncle Jack, they are the epitome of how children's stories should be!

Original Text- Ones there was a man that seld sosg one day there was a boy and the man went soping sow the boy start to sel the sosg and wen he was grinding the sosig he grindid himself and then the man came back and was very mad and sad.
Translation- Once there was a man that sold sausage one day there was a boy and the man went shopping so the boy started to sell the sausage and when he was grinding the sausage he ground himself and then the man came back and was very mad and sad.



Original Text- The hor- Oones the was a cave and a mas said I wille spend the night her and soe he wint in and the was a oger in it and it killd the man.
Translation- The Horror- Once there was a cave and a man said I will spend the night here and so he went in and there was an oger in it and it killed the man.

Ahhh, yes another story named "The hor", great!
Original Text- Once ther was a scelitin that was hand dat his spearit hontid the hose and kild people he was vere stron one day a men went to the hose and was never seen agine.
Translation- Once there was a skeleton that ? ? that his spirit haunted the house and killed people he was very strong one day a man went to the house and was never seen again.

Original Text- Once ther was a man that cept growing musels and he is the very very strongest peresi in the world ther has even ben. The END!
Translation- Once there was a man that kept growing muscles and he is the very very strongest person in the world there has ever been. The END!

Original Text- Space Secrits- Once there was a space ship that wint to whor and he trid his hards but he died.
Translation- Space Secrets- Once there was a space ship that went to war and he tried his hardest but he died.


Original Text- The Contiu- The godigise we lus badly.
Translation- The Continue- The good guys we lost badly.




Original Text- Alag time ogw in 1805 ther was a very porfl man had inventid a spas mshen the wald do eny thing that the man wantid sowe one day the man met a moster that was very poerf sowe he told his mshen to get him but the mshen was berocin sowe the man fitid moser and the man deid.
Translation- Along time ago in 1805 there was a very powerful man had invented a space machine that would do anything that the man wanted so one day the man met a monster that was very powerful so he told his machine to get him but the machine was broken so the man fighted monster and the man died.


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